July262014
3AM

Sometimes when I go to lock the doors to my house at night I wonder if my murderer is peeking around the corner of my hallway watching me and thinking how dumb I am.

3AM
3AM

1st step to saving the world: Stop people from making duck faces and throwing up deuces in pictures.

3AM
2AM
2AM
Internet

Internet

2AM

(Source: gilumilu)

July252014
Rocky is a catch. 💋

Rocky is a catch. 💋

9PM

b-rar:

in case you’ve been putting off killing yourself, remember the next presidential campaign is about to begin

(via yeahiwasintheshit)

7PM
4PM

(Source: dog-song, via dog-song)

2PM
Apps that I need to frighten my wife.

Apps that I need to frighten my wife.

2PM
2PM

Somehow I got sent a credit card and activation information and then another letter saying I wasn’t approved.

Oh well. I am an adult now. 

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