Guns aren’t lawful;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
Sometimes when I go to lock the doors to my house at night I wonder if my murderer is peeking around the corner of my hallway watching me and thinking how dumb I am.
1st step to saving the world: Stop people from making duck faces and throwing up deuces in pictures.
Somehow I got sent a credit card and activation information and then another letter saying I wasn’t approved.
Oh well. I am an adult now.