Guns aren’t lawful;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
I also wish I was more athletic. I wanna be strong, cool, fun, relaxed, and approachable, but I still wanna be intimidating enough to not have people fuck with me.
Also sometimes I wish I could change the way my brain works so that I could make different types of friends. I don’t wanna just be funny anymore. I wanna be smart and fun, but not just funny.
**What do people do around here other than bars, shows, and magic? I need a book club/coffee club/world news/weird tales/quirky happenings club.
^ This all just means I need more friends I think.